If you’re on my Advance Discount List (which, by the way, you really should be because it’s awesome and the people on it get access to really cool stuff nobody else gets), you would’ve received the following by email about 10 minutes ago. Because I’m in the middle of trying to vacate a bed and breakfast with a toddler in tow, I decided not to rewrite it for y’all.

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I’m having a toddler crisis at the moment so I’ll make this one short. (OK, actually JACK is having a toddler crisis, although I wonder if I might take a page from his book and just lay down on the floor and scream “I NOT WANT TO” a few times. I’m not sure WHAT I don’t want to do, but it looks cathartic.)

Anyway, last time I emailed, there were 31 slots left. Now there are 12. Summer Camp starts tonight, and I thought now would be a pretty cool time to let you know about a sneaky little surprise bonus.

The SpeakEasy is opening up for 5 days in August. There aren’t a lot of places open, and Summer Camp members get a guaranteed slot. As in, 8 hours with me, every month, for less than the cost of a bucket of chicken. Specially for Summer Camp attendees. Cool, huh?

(Note: IttyBiz and it’s associates do not support chicken that comes in buckets. That’s a large part of the reason we created SpeakEasy — so you would have something to spend your money on other than chicken in buckets.)

Anyway, if you want in, get in. On the page below there are separate buttons for people who have OBS and people who don’t, so it’s all nice and organized-like:

This is the link. You should probably click it.

OK. I’m off to do some cathartic foot stomping. Then maybe I’ll record it and sell it for the low, low price of $19.95. (I have a feeling the heat is doing something to the sense of humor node of my brain. Or maybe I’m just drunk on past-due watermelon. Not sure.)

xx

ND

P.S. Oh! Right! The legendary and necessary PS! Remember what we do in the postscript of marketing emails? We restate the offer, with another tantalizing hint of scarcity.

12 slots.

Five days with me, starting in only a few hours.

Online Business School, if you don’t already have it. (Which, for those of you who are new, costs $400 every other day of the year.)

A guaranteed spot in our uber-exclusive membership program.

Less than $250.

Did I mention there were only 12 slots? :)