Hello, people. If you’re here it’s because you know me well enough to realize I don’t know my ass from my elbow when it comes to setting up an affiliate program. Word on the street is that if you click the link below, that’ll redirect you to E-junkie, whereupon you’ll be able to get affiliate links for our products.

Whether this is true or not, I have no idea.

Well, whatever. Try it. See what happens. It might send you to a porn site. It might not.

Join our Affiliate Program!

The affiliate share is 50% of the price of the product. There is no minimum payout, so if you sell one product, we pay you for one prodcut. None of this waiting till you’ve made 20 sales bullshit in this house.

You can pick up one or some or all of the banners at the bottom of this page for putting wherever you feel like it. My CSS automatically gives images a grey border — that isn’t a part of the images. If you wanna make your own, you can do that too. (I’ve heard from reputable sources that if you’re in a niche where everybody reads the same blogs, modifying the ad can help your clickthrough.)

Please go sell my book and make us both rich.