Copywriting For People Who Categorically Do Not Want To Be Copywriters When They Grow Up
The Very Short Version:
This ebook is called “Copywriting for People Who Categorically Do Not Want To Be Copywriters when they grow up.”
(Dave insists on calling it “Copywriting for People Who Suck At Copywriting.”)
This ebook will not teach you how to become a 6-figure copywriter. It will teach you how to write VERY good copy for your own stuff, so you never have to pay someone to do it for you.
It is also Naomi’s baby.
She wants you to have it. That is all.
The Slightly Longer Version That Includes Talk Of Milk Coming Out Of Your Nose
Most people hate copywriting and would prefer to run screaming into the arms of the nearest gin and tonic rather than spend a year of their life learning to write perfect copy.
Most people also realize that if you don’t know how to write good copy, you’re kind of hosed when it comes to getting people to read what you write and buy your stuff.
This book helps you not be hosed anymore.
Instead of slogging through endless binders sold to you by greasy haired copywriting millionaires, this easy-to-digest book tells you:
- How to write very good copy without becoming a dirtbag,
- The bare minimum you need to know to not screw up your copy anymore, and
- How to write in a way that actually keeps people interested (so that they might – gasp! – actually buy from you)
If you would rather poke your eyes out than learn to be a copywriter, this book is for you.
It will not make you a millionaire.
It will not teach you how to use people’s fear, greed and weakness to get them to buy your new whizbangery.
It will not make you a copywriting expert overnight.
But! It will:
- Make you laugh until milk comes out of your nose (whether you have had milk recently or not).
- Cleverly teach you the most useful copywriting concepts you need to know while you aren’t even noticing.
- Finally give you closure on the “I know I need to learn about copywriting but I don’t want to” issue, once and forever.
Buy this book, and you won’t have to poke out your eyes after all.
You can download and enjoy our non-scary copywriting course for $97 today.
Click one of the links below to either:
a) browse the table of contents and read a sample chapter, or
b) order it and download it instantly.
Drinking milk, as mentioned, is entirely optional.
P.S. – We regretfully cannot promise you that you will become a 6-figure copywriter, an online triple threat, or a hypnotic writing superstar.
However, we can promise you our tried-and-true 30 day satisfaction guarantee. And, that by the time you stop laughing milk out of your nose you will feel a hell of a lot better about writing, period.