Comments on: Duct-Taped Breasts, Hairy Mangoes, And New Kids On The Block http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/ Marketing for Businesses Without Marketing Departments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:10:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Kate http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8507 Kate Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:45:02 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8507 I also hate surprises. Bastards. Jumping out at you when you least expect it. I don't have any control issues. Oh no. I also hate surprises. Bastards. Jumping out at you when you least expect it.

I don’t have any control issues. Oh no.

]]> By: Jon P http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8505 Jon P Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:03:39 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8505 "I never finished high school but I am considering going back to school for seven or more years because it would be cool to be called Dr." Yeah, well, I did the grad school thing (grad being short for "gradual"). Ended up with my doctorate after ten years, actually used it for around 15 years, but when the PhD-related gig finally ended many years too late, I didn't miss it. My wife also did the grad thing, got her PhD, but her adviser was such a prick she decided to leave the field before she graduated. We were busy having kids then, and she did the traditional Mom thing. Now both of us are doing new things, each starting careers at about the same time. She teaches 8th grade math, I do computer consulting. I no longer acknowledge my doctorate, though I don't regret going that route. Cynthia uses her doctorate at work, but only because principles love having teachers with advanced degrees, and hers is a real doctorate, not a cheesy Ed.D. All her kids call her "Dr. P", which is a total hoot. “I never finished high school but I am considering going back to school for seven or more years because it would be cool to be called Dr.”

Yeah, well, I did the grad school thing (grad being short for “gradual”). Ended up with my doctorate after ten years, actually used it for around 15 years, but when the PhD-related gig finally ended many years too late, I didn’t miss it.

My wife also did the grad thing, got her PhD, but her adviser was such a prick she decided to leave the field before she graduated. We were busy having kids then, and she did the traditional Mom thing.

Now both of us are doing new things, each starting careers at about the same time. She teaches 8th grade math, I do computer consulting. I no longer acknowledge my doctorate, though I don’t regret going that route. Cynthia uses her doctorate at work, but only because principles love having teachers with advanced degrees, and hers is a real doctorate, not a cheesy Ed.D. All her kids call her “Dr. P”, which is a total hoot.

]]> By: Goddess Leonie I Creative Goddess http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8504 Goddess Leonie I Creative Goddess Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:31:35 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8504 Hilarimo in seven different ways. Meanwhile, on all things hairy mango-ish, my parents used to own a mango farm. Maybe that's why I'm kinda fruity. But I don't think mangoes are hairy. Dude, what kind of space alien hairy mangoes do they have over there? Second meanwhile, I hope you are back to consuming SARKly goodness. Check out her newest ones - "Juicy Pens, Thirsty Paper." I'M IN IT AND AM STILL SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I COULD WET MYSELF. DAILY. Hilarimo in seven different ways.

Meanwhile, on all things hairy mango-ish, my parents used to own a mango farm. Maybe that’s why I’m kinda fruity. But I don’t think mangoes are hairy. Dude, what kind of space alien hairy mangoes do they have over there?

Second meanwhile, I hope you are back to consuming SARKly goodness. Check out her newest ones – “Juicy Pens, Thirsty Paper.” I’M IN IT AND AM STILL SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I COULD WET MYSELF. DAILY.

]]> By: Turkey Hangovers, Great Movies and Books, and More | IttyBiz http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8501 Turkey Hangovers, Great Movies and Books, and More | IttyBiz Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:30:47 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8501 [...] we all know how I feel about memes. (Although if you want to read a meme IttyBiz-style, check out Duct-Taped Breasts, Hairy Mangoes and New Kids on the Block. You know you want to.) But 90% of you are recovering from The Great Turkey Incident of 2008 and I [...] [...] we all know how I feel about memes. (Although if you want to read a meme IttyBiz-style, check out Duct-Taped Breasts, Hairy Mangoes and New Kids on the Block. You know you want to.) But 90% of you are recovering from The Great Turkey Incident of 2008 and I [...]

]]> By: Melissa http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8012 Melissa Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:23:55 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-8012 since when are mangoes fucking hairy?! *sorry for the outburst, I've been thinking that since the beginning of this post* Weird things about me: I'm a texture person, and will not eat things if I don't like their texture. I refuse to hug my parents anymore (they used to make me hug them before bed EVERY night as a kid) I won't cry in public I like watching Monster Hentai (dirty, dirty japanese cartoons) I used to write very graphic short stories for boyfriends, but without using any names, so I think they all probably still have them. LOL I am a stickler about grammar when people speak, but not when they type. I've had a crush on Marilyn Manson for years but I don't know why. since when are mangoes fucking hairy?! *sorry for the outburst, I’ve been thinking that since the beginning of this post*

Weird things about me:

I’m a texture person, and will not eat things if I don’t like their texture.

I refuse to hug my parents anymore (they used to make me hug them before bed EVERY night as a kid)

I won’t cry in public

I like watching Monster Hentai (dirty, dirty japanese cartoons)

I used to write very graphic short stories for boyfriends, but without using any names, so I think they all probably still have them. LOL

I am a stickler about grammar when people speak, but not when they type.

I’ve had a crush on Marilyn Manson for years but I don’t know why.

]]> By: Home business resources from IttyBiz » 12 Stupid Search Terms and 1 Very Important Lesson http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-5394 Home business resources from IttyBiz » 12 Stupid Search Terms and 1 Very Important Lesson Sat, 24 May 2008 02:41:56 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-5394 [...] Where they ended up: Duct-Taped Breasts, Hairy Mangoes, and New Kids On The Block [...] [...] Where they ended up: Duct-Taped Breasts, Hairy Mangoes, and New Kids On The Block [...]

]]> By: AmyL http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-3633 AmyL Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:08:49 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-3633 That's just weird! Their pic looks good, but the name doesn't really fit anymore, does it? Do you think people will take them seriously or laugh hysterically at them? Now it says 9 hours 56 minutes and it's counting up. So I don't know if that was a countdown. That’s just weird! Their pic looks good, but the name doesn’t really fit anymore, does it? Do you think people will take them seriously or laugh hysterically at them? Now it says 9 hours 56 minutes and it’s counting up. So I don’t know if that was a countdown.

]]> By: some other Naomi http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-3632 some other Naomi Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:29:25 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-3632 Did you hear, New Kids on the Block are reuniting. On their website it says 8hours 33min 48sec. http://www.nkotb.com/ I bet you are excited, right? Did you hear, New Kids on the Block are reuniting. On their website it says 8hours 33min 48sec. http://www.nkotb.com/ I bet you are excited, right?

]]> By: George http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-2935 George Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:48:13 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/duct-taped-breasts-hairy-mangoes-and-new-kids-on-the-block/#comment-2935 This post had me laughing out loud at my desk. Which is a little embarrassing. Both because it's just funny, and because it reminded me of when my family thought to throw me a surprise (I detest surprises) birthday party 5 years ago (I'm still not over it) and I, upon figuring out what was going on, ran to hide in the corner. Some things just don't change, viscerally. Like the feeling that if you can't see them, they can't see you. It all just came rushing back, and as I stood there, with my hands over my face, turned to the corner, with my back to 100 (yes, 100) of my nearest and dearest, I believed for a little minute that they COULDN'T SEE ME. Oy. This post had me laughing out loud at my desk. Which is a little embarrassing. Both because it’s just funny, and because it reminded me of when my family thought to throw me a surprise (I detest surprises) birthday party 5 years ago (I’m still not over it) and I, upon figuring out what was going on, ran to hide in the corner.

Some things just don’t change, viscerally. Like the feeling that if you can’t see them, they can’t see you.

It all just came rushing back, and as I stood there, with my hands over my face, turned to the corner, with my back to 100 (yes, 100) of my nearest and dearest, I believed for a little minute that they COULDN’T SEE ME.

Oy.

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