Well hello there, you lovely English and/or Scottish person, you. First, I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you what a lovely accent you have. Really, you do. Gorgeous.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. IttyBiz Live. The first one ever, and in the UK, no less. The one that will allow you bragging rights over every American and Canadian citizen for time and all eternity. (Really, you might want to come just for that alone. You can spend the whole time smoking furtively in an alley. I won’t tell.)

Here’s what’s going on:

The party is on Tuesday, June 23rd.

It’s from 10 am to 4 pm. (Hopefully you can beat some of the traffic that way.)

It’s at the Kings’ Arms Hotel in Berkhamsted.

We will feed you. God knows WHAT we’ll feed you, but we’ll feed you.

Now, onto what the hell we’re going to do all day.

Fuck Realistic: How To Stratospherize Your IttyBiz

(Havi thinks she’s the only one who can make up words. PAH!)

You know when you’re looking at a house or a flat and they use the words “open concept”? It doesn’t really mean too much. It’s a fairly subjective term. But our unconscious says:

“There is room to breathe here. There are possibilities.”

It doesn’t really matter what wall goes where. It’s not about how high the ceilings are. It’s about knowing you have space to breathe and change and grow.

That’s what we’re doing with this class. We have a structure, but it’s more conceptual than linear. We’re basically going to talk about how you are looking at the world, the market, the economy, and how you can use that to create a profitable, exciting business, whatever the circumstances.

To satisfy the uber-logical, we’ll spend a little time talking about where in the hell these beliefs and assumptions came from and then we’re going to take the rest of the time creating solid, practical plans.

I don’t know exactly how you’ll use what you learn to grow your business, but I know that it will be easier than it was before.

Maybe you’ll create bigger, brighter goals.

Maybe you’ll discover more motivation.

Maybe you’ll feel in control again.

Maybe you’ll feel excited about your ittybiz again.

Maybe you’ll just feel good knowing you’re doing everything you can to protect your business.

I could make a big fuss and say “SIGN UP NOW, OMG BUY TODAY GODDAMNIT!” but you know me. You know that’s not my style. You know I never want you to buy something unless you’re absolutely certain that you’re ready, that you’re business will improve, and that you CAN afford it.

Because there’s only space for 10 or so chairs in the room, we’re expecting that this will sell out, so book your place now. Plus it’s, you know, next week. This is not something you want to hang about on.

I’m SO looking forward to seeing you at the workshop.

P.S. Because we don’t want to double your price by giving affiliates the right to sell this product, we have used a PayPal button instead of an E-Junkie button. That means you’re going to get your welcome email manually and if you order while I’m asleep or not at my computer, it might take a few hours to get it. But you can be completely assured that we HAVE received your payment and are delighted that you’re coming.