Holy Crap I Talk A Lot
Hello, my favorite people. The real Dave Navarro, not the lame-ass fakers who play guitar or football, (there’s fame in the name, dudes. Fame. In. The Name.) interviewed me. If you have about nine hours of your life that you don’t mind never getting back, you should read it. Dave’s part is good. Mine? Well, I guess I have a lot to say.
Even if you don’t want to read what I have to say, or you actually work for a living and don’t have time to read somebody else’s home business navel-gazing, you should head over to tell him his new site is sexy like fake Dave Navarro’s third wife, Carmen Electra. When Dave isn’t interviewing me, he’s giving advice on How To Make Much More Money And Work Fewer Hours. Kind of like Tim Ferriss, except achievable by someone other than Tim Ferriss. I will also be eternally indebted to Dave because he took out his big-ass bat of Daveness and kicked the asses of the nasty Digg trolls who talked smack about my post.
Speaking of Carmen Electra - yeah, I bought her strippercize DVDs? Total waste of money. You’d be better off buying porn and dancing along. How do you like that, spam folders? Carmen Electra and porn, all in one email. Twice!
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That blog is some kind of sexy - subscribed just for that. End.
Now you have an idea for a great information product–porn exercise videos.
People have paid good money for stupider things.
The beauty of IttyBiz is that I read it for what is in between the lines. That is where the gold can be found.
Jane’s Addiction was my first ever gig. He ain’t no lame-ass faker.
He’s not a fake guitarist. I’m sure he’s a wonderful guitarist, not that I would know about these things. He’s a fake Dave Navarro. The real Dave Navarro blogs at davenavarro.com.
Heh. This made it through my spam filter AOK. But then, anything with Carmen Electra, stripper, AND porn in it will. I set it up that way, because, uh, Naomi is pretty clever about her posts…yeah, that’s it.
I’d hate to miss a post because of something silly.
Just read it. Great article, and yeah, you do talk a lot. But some of us kinda dig that about you. That and the not shaving thing!