I Have Never Laughed This Hard In My Life. Ever.

Oh my God, WHY do I not read my trackbacks more often? WHY?

Please go and read the Automatic Blog Post Rehasher. I promise you, nothing you are doing right now is as important as this. If IttyBiz is your home business blog of choice, select it as your rehashed blog of choice. When you’ve seen what divine comedy this bad boy spits out, click “discuss” to witness James Chartrand getting all Angry French Dude in the comments.

Seriously, go.

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Reader Comments

  1. “Oh my God, WHY do I not read my trackbacks more often? WHY?”

    Because you are too focused on building your own community I suspect.

    I find bloggers tend to be very competitive be it in comments or posting and don’t always see value in spending time on others sites unless that site is above them in the blogosphere.

    Just my observation p.s. no need to check my blog, it’s just content to bring search engine traffic to my site, nothing new there.

    Keep up the good work.

    Andy on March 20th, 2008
  2. Hmmmm…why are you laughing at my extremely useful productivity tool? You’re not one of those grammar Nazis who thinks words have to be in a certain order, are you? (OK, I’m laughing as I’m typing this.)

    Anyway, glad you liked it. I assume you’re not suing me.

    Hunter Nuttall on March 20th, 2008
  3. I don’t know whether I should laugh or be so embarrassed I want to crawl under a chair (where I might find a used pitcher. Hm.)

    Seriously? I nearly had a f**kin’ heart attack reading that post. The French cursing just came naturally. But hey! I taught everyone some great swear words to use in traffic, with neighbors and friends! It’s education on the fly.

    Crisse. Pourquoi moi?

  4. Too freakin’ funny. I think there is actually a market for this too to generate blogs. Just add the ability to sprinkle in key words and there you go! Instant site generator. It could just sit there and spew and spew….

    Michael on March 20th, 2008
  5. I don’t know if should feel envious or relieved that my blog isn’t included, but what a great tool to get people to think.

  6. @ Michael M - I will gladly give you my heart attack and scraper woes. Really. Please. Take them. *shoves splogs and spam*

  7. Y’all will be happy to know that the first two times I used the rehasher, the word “fucking” came up in the first sentence. Obviously Hunter’s technology is very, very good.

    And no, I’m not suing. Not yet, anyway. I reserve the right to reverse my stance if you become rich and/or famous.

    Naomi Dunford on March 20th, 2008
  8. OMG, that is awesome! This little morsel is my favorite, “They don’t want to be I left the next gig and the gig after that and the gig after.” It’s almost like a Groundhog Day sentence or something.

    some other Naomi on March 20th, 2008
  9. haha, well this has very good chances of making it on Digg, Naomi you know how much I ‘heart’ Digg! :)

    http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Automatic_Blog_Post_Rehasher

    Jon - FreelanceFolder on March 20th, 2008
  10. Make that two Diggs (at the risk of becoming a laughingstock).

    At least Jon can read the swearing without a dictionary ;)

  11. haha, yeah Babelfish doesn’t have the ‘translate english to Quebeker’ option :)

    Jon - FreelanceFolder on March 20th, 2008
  12. I love Hunter’s web app. Makes me wonder what kind of ads Google AdSense would serve up on those auto-rehashed posts.

    @James - I’m no SEO expert, but I don’t think you have to worry about scraping. The text snippets are in javascript, and the page requires a button click to activate javascript method to display content. I don’t think search engines will pick it up.

    sterling | bizlift on March 20th, 2008
  13. @ Sterling - LOL! Thanks. I know. What you may not know is that our blog is constantly scraped daily - I thought this was another of our mo-fo splog buddies. I’m not worried about Hunter or his app.

  14. @James - Ah, I misunderstood your comment, thanks for explaining.

    sterling | bizlift on March 20th, 2008
  15. @ Sterling - That’s okay. I’m frequently misunderstood. It’s part of my charm. I blame it on the French in me, because when I’m being the English part of me, everything’s just fine :)

  16. @ James - We could be so frequently misunderstood because more often than not, neither you nor I actually make any sense. :-D

    Naomi Dunford on March 20th, 2008
  17. @James - In that case, I’d like to consider goofiness as part of my charm. This is the second time I’ve generated a LOL from you. :-)

    The funny thing is that I did read your splog post from a couple days ago. So the misunderstanding is all me.

    sterling | bizlift on March 20th, 2008
  18. Okay, I finally have a keyword search term that made me spit out my coffee. Someone is searching for:

    free moves men in pain with pens

    I really, really don’t want to know. I tell you what, though: Ouch.

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