Because I’ve been dancing around this flirtation of an idea of a thing for a stylist coaching business, and right now it’s a secret (translation: I started an actual, public blog that’s findable by search engines and I’ve got a Twitter account to go with it, but I haven’t officially Launched It yet).

So there I was starting to put together the itty-bizness and marketing plan for it this afternoon, switched over to my Google Reader and there you were, telling me about Marketing for Coaches and Consultants.

As far as I’m concerned, that’s real psychic ability right there. (Hey, maybe you should start that as a sideline business. According to all the psychics who keep trying to follow me on Twitter, there’s money to be made.)

Business is hot, designing is hot, new coaching shit is hot, Naomi is hotter than hell, it’s working out for Johnny…excellence all around. I’m as pleased as I could be having just soiled my trousers. This post is just one more reason why being part of your world, Naomi, has been an absolute pleasure and a boon to my existence.

Now, excuse my cheerleading and peep this as I predict the future:

I’m going to write a blog post or perhaps even show my ugly mug in video format. The title: “You’re a fucking moron if you’re not an entrepreneur.” K, maybe not that title exactly ’cause that’s mean as hell. But something similar that gets the point across.

That interview was fun. I did one, and I want to do another. Can we do a regular series? It all reminds me of the speech Louis makes at the end of “Revenge of the Nerds.”

Right on about the notion that a 9-5 job “sneaked into normalcy.” It’s the new normal, but it’s not like it’s the natural order. I want to make one more reference. Nobody’s going to stop me? Okay, then here goes: It’s like in the book 1984, where they’re able to change the present by getting people to forget the past. It didn’t used to be normal to work 9-5, but we have forgotten that.

Am I drunk? I don’t think so, but I sound like it. I LOVE YOU, MAN. IS THAT GIRL HOT? NO, IT’S COOL… I’M OKAY TO DRIVE, DUDE.

Oh, and what’s with the past tense with “It’s been an honor?” I mean, it has been an honor, but it also remains one. I’m hoping it’s like that Mitch Hedberg joke: “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.”

P.S: Is anyone ever going to tell me what “unschooler” means? I never got that one.

Also, how do you find enough time in the day? Dang lady, do you sleep?

Thanks, Naomi. Seriously.

A bunch of the new marketing stuff is looking great, too!

You rock, girl. (: