Consulting – Make Your Business Our Problem

Well, hello there! It looks like you’re interested in hooking yourself up with a nice, juicy piece of marketing consulting or business coaching. Aren’t you clever? (Clever? Petrified? Bone lazy? No matter. We do not judge.)

Here’s how it all works.

First off, we made a nice, shiny document to help you understand the consulting process, and to help you choose which package is right for you. You can download and read it by clicking here. The remainder of this page will only make a limited amount of sense if you have not read the shiny document, so you may want to do that now.

We have three different consulting options, as outlined in the aforementioned shiny document. When you have decided which one is right for you, head on over to your handy PayPal account, log on in, and send your payment to ninjas@ittybiz.com.
Please include your primary email address in the Notes to Seller field, even if it’s the same as your PayPal address, so we know how to get in touch with you. (Many people have an older, unused email address attached to their PayPal account, and we want to avoid any confusion in getting back to you.)

Important Stuff To Know

After that, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY. PayPal will send you a confirmation email saying yes, you paid, and yes, if I run away to Indonesia with your money, you have recourse. But NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS.

We used to have buttons that (theoretically) redirected you to another page and so on, but it seems like if PayPal doesn’t like the color shirt you’re wearing, something goes wrong and it all ends in tears.

By the end of the business day in which you buy consulting, you will be the proud owner of a link to where you can schedule our first meeting, a client intake questionnaire, and a big, fat thank you email from me. This will usually happen very quickly, but please allow for the occasional bit of mayhem at IttyBiz HQ.

If you have ANY questions — anything from “which package should I buy?” to “Oh my God, PayPal made me send an eCheck and PANIC PANIC PANIC!” — for God’s sake, contact us. Do not hyperventilate over this. We will make it all better. Email the ninjas at ninjas@ittybiz.com .

(Oh, and in case you were wondering, on the topic of eChecks? They’re fine.)

The Buying Part

If you are interested in the Standard package, which comprises four hours of consulting and is for normal people with normal problems, please send $1100 to ninjas@ittybiz.com with a note saying something along the lines of “I want the standard package.” Please make sure to include your primary email address as well.

If you are interested in the Turnaround Package, which comprises 12 hours of consulting and is for complicated people with complicated problems, please send $3000 to ninjas@ittybiz.com with a note saying something along the lines of “I want the Turnaround Package.” Please make sure to include your primary email address as well.

If you are interested in buying a single hour of consulting, which is for broke people, or those with simple problems, please send $375 to ninjas@ittybiz.com with a note saying something along the lines of “I want a single hour, please!” Please make sure to include your primary email address as well.