You would think, given that I’ve moved approximately 19 times in as many months, that I would know by now what a pain in the ass moving is. Sure enough, no, I really am dumb enough to believe it gets better. Still no internet or phone, so I’ve written this on the back of a Best Buy receipt and am dictating it to the beautiful and efficient Megan Morris. (Interesting side note: Megan sings Welsh opera. Like, professionally. Who knew?)

The purpose of this post is to notify you — as promised — that Online Business School is on clearance sale for $97 until Friday. (For those of you not paying attention, it is normally $397.) After that, it’s going off the shelves and we’re repackaging it into modules for $77 a-piece. So $97 now gets you the whole thing, as opposed to $77 at some indeterminate time in the future for each of the six modules.

The price on the page still says $397 but when you click through to buy it you get it for 75% off, I promise.

Also: In light of our Can’t Afford It blog post from last week (available in fine RSS readers everywhere) we’ve received quite a few emails asking for payment plans. We started dealing with them individually and then realized… that’s what crazy people do. So, if you can’t afford the whole $97 now, here’s what I want you to do:

1. Send money via PayPal to naomi@ittybiz.com. Add a note that says OBS Payment Plan, Email Coming.

2. Send an email to ninjas@ittybiz.com outlining how you’re going to pay us. Please put OBS Payment Plan in the subject line. If you are getting this blog post via email, please DON’T reply to it, because I won’t get it in time and you’ll just freak out.

3. We’ll send you OBS. Probably right away, but maybe as late as Sunday depending on volume.

4. You pay the rest when you said you would — or maybe sooner because now you’ve got OBS and you’re rich like the Pet Shop Boys.

Online Business School Clearance Sale, $97

That’s it. Now go baste a turkey or something.