It might even be good for them. And if it’s not, and they keel over and die in an apoplectic fit, oh well.. no great loss..

Thanks Naomi – just discovered your site and I really like your writing. Keep it up!

“Where, oh where, have my sub-scrib-ers gone. Where, oh where can they be?”

Have you noticed anything weird today?

Oh, and by the way? You delight me to the ends of the earth. Thank you for the warning.

It just shows you how upset I really am about all this naughty talk.

If you keep using those naughty S and H. A. type words and making non caring statements about higher beings, you will be judged…

We have have large quantities of fire, brimstone and other really nasty stuff, just waiting for recalcitrants like you.

You are reminded that your freedom to blog will be allowed to continue only if you re-hash other peoples inane opinions.
You are, of course, allowed to add a few carefully constructed cliches, however, please keep your own creativity to an absolute minimum. After all, if every body starts thinking for themselves what will become of “Polite Society”

As for your commenting on other peoples blogs…
You would do well to keep to the broadly accepted norm of making only sycophantic comments, ones that gush on, and on, about how fabulously interesting you find their opinion on the inside leg measurement of African gnats.

Naomi, you really must learn to “play the game” the danger is: you will be noticed, stand out, be regarded as different, i’m only pointing this out for your own good girlie…

What would your mother in think?

@ Lorna – That’s because YOU are relaxed and poised. I am… other things.

@ Shane – ShaneandPeter can survive another day, thank God. And did you just say “tongues and tickles” on my blog? Dude, my MOTHER reads this. (See above.) Potty mouth.