Comments on: Ron Paul: My Truth Is Laid Bare http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/ Marketing for Businesses Without Marketing Departments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:17:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: some other Naomi http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1416 some other Naomi Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:51:23 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1416 I have no idea who Ron Paul is either although I will in a minute with the ol trusty Google. I don't know who Ron Jeremy is either. I'm American, but I live in Spain, so that's my excuse, yeah. I have no idea who Ron Paul is either although I will in a minute with the ol trusty Google. I don’t know who Ron Jeremy is either. I’m American, but I live in Spain, so that’s my excuse, yeah.

]]> By: Shannon http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1409 Shannon Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:14:44 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1409 Hedgehog, no doubt. Why? Cuz he's a regular guy who's smarter than the current president. And every red blooded straight American male wants to be him - what other man could be so, well, unattractive and get so much booty? They'd vote for him on the "dude, you ROCK" factor, if nothing else. And well, the ladies all know he has big feet, so there you have it. LOL Hedgehog, no doubt.

Why? Cuz he’s a regular guy who’s smarter than the current president. And every red blooded straight American male wants to be him – what other man could be so, well, unattractive and get so much booty? They’d vote for him on the “dude, you ROCK” factor, if nothing else. And well, the ladies all know he has big feet, so there you have it.

LOL

]]> By: Naomi Dunford http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1358 Naomi Dunford Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:27:58 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1358 Thank you, Harry. Two votes for RJ, then. How many do you need to qualify as nominated? Thank you, Harry. Two votes for RJ, then. How many do you need to qualify as nominated?

]]> By: Harrison McLeod - JCM Enterprises http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1357 Harrison McLeod - JCM Enterprises Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:15:12 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1357 @Jonathan: Good man. We wouldn't want to make any hasty decisions, now would we? @Jonathan: Good man. We wouldn’t want to make any hasty decisions, now would we?

]]> By: Naomi Dunford http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1356 Naomi Dunford Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:49:46 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1356 @ Jonathan - Thank God <em>someone's</em> taking this seriously. It's ok. Take your time. We don't vote for a while. Oh, right. Unlike Digg thinks, I don't vote at all. You have my support nonetheless. Do you think I can get a green card in time for the 08 election? @ Lisa - I won't breathe a word of it. Except now. @ Jonathan – Thank God someone’s taking this seriously. It’s ok. Take your time. We don’t vote for a while. Oh, right. Unlike Digg thinks, I don’t vote at all. You have my support nonetheless. Do you think I can get a green card in time for the 08 election?

@ Lisa – I won’t breathe a word of it. Except now.

]]> By: Lisa http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1355 Lisa Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:41:50 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1355 Ok....for 2.3 seconds I thought it was Ron Jeremy running for president too. Please don't tell anyone my secret. Ok….for 2.3 seconds I thought it was Ron Jeremy running for president too. Please don’t tell anyone my secret.

]]> By: Jonathan Fields http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1354 Jonathan Fields Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:13:43 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1354 Okay, so here's my analysis and, mind you, I cheated my way through poli-sci major in college 132 years ago, so I know what I'm talking about. Everyone knows you judge a presidential candidate by two things. First - How many syllables are in their name (middle included)? The more syllables, the better the president. Franklin Delanor Roosevelt, George Whopper Washington. William Jefferson Clinton. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Lots of syllables, rockstar presidents. By this measure, RJ wins. And, of course, the obvious second test is the weight, as measured in live squid, of their first girl (or boy) friend, minus the square root of the volume of their mother, as measured in cubic liters. Here, I'll need to do a bit of research and get back to you. Please, nobody do anything until I do... Okay, so here’s my analysis and, mind you, I cheated my way through poli-sci major in college 132 years ago, so I know what I’m talking about.

Everyone knows you judge a presidential candidate by two things.

First – How many syllables are in their name (middle included)? The more syllables, the better the president. Franklin Delanor Roosevelt, George Whopper Washington. William Jefferson Clinton. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Lots of syllables, rockstar presidents. By this measure, RJ wins.

And, of course, the obvious second test is the weight, as measured in live squid, of their first girl (or boy) friend, minus the square root of the volume of their mother, as measured in cubic liters. Here, I’ll need to do a bit of research and get back to you. Please, nobody do anything until I do…

]]> By: Naomi Dunford http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1353 Naomi Dunford Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:03:35 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1353 @ Bill - Will you please be my new dad? My own father leaves a lot to be desired. Can I just rent you? Or lease you? Something? @ Michael - It's OK. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. @ Bill – Will you please be my new dad? My own father leaves a lot to be desired. Can I just rent you? Or lease you? Something?

@ Michael – It’s OK. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

]]> By: Michael http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1351 Michael Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:46:11 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1351 Sorry Naomi, I had to! :) Sorry Naomi, I had to! :)

]]> By: bill http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1350 bill Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:31:48 +0000 http://ittybiz.com/ron-paul-my-truth-is-laid-bare/#comment-1350 I would vote for Ron Paul in a heartbeat were it not for the fact that he refuses to acknowledge that he bore Brittany Spears love child. I know this is true because Faux News sez so, and they're the people I've outsourced my thinking to until November. I would vote for Ron Paul in a heartbeat were it not for the fact that he refuses to acknowledge that he bore Brittany Spears love child. I know this is true because Faux News sez so, and they’re the people I’ve outsourced my thinking to until November.

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