Hippies, Tree-Huggers, & Alternative Practitioners — This Means You

If you’re reading this sales page, chances are good that you’re a service provider of the woo-woo airy-fairy transcendentalist type. You’re in tune with the cosmos and you know you can really help people, the problem is, you have no people. Or you have fewer than you want. Either way, you need marketing. The only problem is, you’re not sure how marketing works, and that makes it scary. It throws you out of your groove, it doesn’t jive with your energy, or whatever.

But have no fear; IttyBiz has come to your rescue. We are here to give you marketing advice specifically targeted towards you, the service provider who is perhaps somewhat absent-minded, but nonetheless very talented at what you do.

The other day, Megan and I were sitting around, talking about marketing (our lives are very exciting) and we realized that there’s a metric ton of marketing advice out there, but a lot of it is pretty general. Someone who’s new to the game might look at it all and think, “Okay, but how does that apply to me? I know how to do my shit, but how to I convince people of that so they send me money?”

Well, since we here at IttyBiz are not new to the game, and we do know about marketing, we figured we could help you out. You know your shit, and we know our shit, and together we will help you figure out how to sell your shit for lots and lots of money without alienating the people who are buying from you.

What exactly are we offering?

I’m so glad you asked!

What you will get for your hard-earned cash is an hour of audio in which Megan asks burning questions about service, marketing, and running an ittybiz. The answers will show you just how non-scary marketing can be, and how you can make some real change, even if you don’t think it’s something you’d be good at.

• I’m too right-brained, I completely don’t grasp this stuff, it takes me out of my zone. Can I still do marketing?
• I know I will need people to help me with design and copywriting. Is there a trick to working with left-brained people when I’m right-brained?
• Do I need a website? All my clients are offline.
• I’m so used to working with people one-on-one — how can I break out into products or group work?
• If I need a website, do I need a blog, too?
• How can I get people to take me seriously, but not too seriously?
• I get why I need a website, but do I need to do anything with this “social media” thing?
• The math and statistics and metrics of marketing and business seem confusing and hard, is there a way to make it easy?

And it’s $49. Cool, huh? All of that marketing advice, plus Megan’s and my witty antics, for less than your monthly latte budget. Not too shabby.

PS – We really think you’re awesome. That’s why we put this course together for you. If it weren’t for the woo-woo service providers in the world, our chi would all be much less in balance. We figure the least we can do is help you get your stuff out there in the world in a friendly and non-terrifying way.