Mar
27
Tasty Weekend Treats from IttyBiz
Volumes have been written about the feast or famine nature of running your own business, and I won’t add to them here. (Besides my total lack of desire to cover this topic, there’s that whole issue of it being a teensy bit crass to use the word “famine” when there are real ones going on. Ick.)
But, there are times when it is busier and times when it is not busier. Today is a busier time. Since I know you are beyond desperate to know why, in as much graphic and lurid detail as possible, I’ll tell you.
We’re doing a thing.
I can’t tell you what it is (how’s that for graphic detail?) but I can tell you it’s REALLY FUCKING COOL. My guinea pigs have been unleashed on it and have not thrown rocks at my head, which is always a good sign. But it’s… ambitious. And ambitious stuff takes a lot of time.
(If you want to take a guess at what the thing is, you might want to head over to this page, where you will not be told what the thing is, but you might be able to bore your spouse to the end of their wits by your constant guessing.)
Now, in the spirit of the thing, I’d like to give you a little advice about launching a product. It is always a nice idea to remind people of how cool and smart you are immediately before asking them to give you money. Since I will be suggesting you give me money on Monday, I’m spending today reminding you of all the witty and insightful things I have said in the past.
Between my busyness surrounding the thing and my desire to remind you that I am a good and smart person, there is only one possible solution… a best of. Except, not really a best of. But the best that it’s possible you haven’t already read. (Everybody knows the real best of was the wine box thing. Or maybe the violent snuggling thing.)
This one is pretty important. The one that is required reading if we’re ever going to do shots together and be friends. This is why we do the thing we do.
The one where we talk about all the fascinating things you can do with whipped cream.
The one on frugality vs. reality when running a home business. Only minorly interesting, but it’s worth it when you get to the part about the priest.
Sometimes, you need to pay attention to markets other than your target. When it comes to word of mouth marketing, don’t piss people off.
And if you haven’t read the How To Make $12,246 in a Day posts, you probably should.
So there. Have some stuff to read. I’m going to rest up so I can sell your ass some very cool shit on Monday.
I hadn’t read your Violent Snuggling post. So funny. Fresh off a pregnancy (little guy is 5 months now), that lovely bladder squishing sensation is so fresh in my mind. And the last 2 weeks – pure torture!
Thanks for the laugh.
I can hardly wait to see what you have coming..I’ll be back..
Dorothy from grammology
I’m relatively new to your website so just read the Violent Snuggling post, as suggested…had I been pregnant I’m sure I would have wet my pants :-) When I grow up I want to write just like you!
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I’m back and you are a riot…
Dorothy from grammology
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