What REALLY Went Down At SobCON08

There are no words to explain how Not Safe For Work (NSFW) the following video is. It is not safe for kids, it is not safe for church, it is just generally unsafe.

I present my esteemed professional colleagues having a friendly chat at our favorite blogging conference.

Must See SOBCon08 Video.

(The handsome man on the left is one of my clients, Clay Collins, who writes a pretty darn cool blog about meaningful productivity and anti-hacks. (I have to say it’s cool because I do his PR.) The beautiful young lady on the right is Sonia Simone of Remarkable Communications, the only blog in the world that will make you well and truly believe that marketing people aren’t all shysters. And the final gentleman in the picture is Michael Martine of Remarkablogger who needs no description.)

You: But Naomi, I thought you weren’t at SOBCon!

Me: Funny, that. Watch the damn video.

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Reader Comments

  1. With friends like that?……..

    You know you’ll go far. :)

    They could have been thinking of anything…anyone.

    They were thinking of you.

    Isn’t that sweeeeet????

    It’s nice to know that Michael has good Language skills and is not a potty mouth on tape too.

    Wendi Kelly on May 7th, 2008
  2. I have one thing to say. I think… I’m not sure, but I think… that alcohol was involved.

    Where are the pole dancers, by the way?

    James "Hire Me" Chartrand on May 7th, 2008
  3. Wow, that was hysterical. Naomi, I think you were missed at that party.

    Lisa on May 7th, 2008
  4. Awww, that was sweet. As was the moment when Sonia stood up and called you a b*tch (in the most loving way possible) in front of a hundred people.

    Props to Sonia, Clay, and Michael: all that swearing was impressive, but you elevate cussing to an art form all your own. I’m just sayin’

    You were definitely missed, Naomi.

    AmyL on May 7th, 2008
  5. Naomi, I e-mailed you from the conf and told you I saw that in the raw. Michael wasn’t sure if he was going to post it. Well, now we know that he did.

    Heh.

    BTW, I am not in the video because I was swinging on one of the poles!

    @Stephen on May 7th, 2008
  6. Well, it wasn’t *creative* cursing, but I figured I could make up for it in volume.

    @James, the scary thing is, there really hadn’t been that much alcohol yet. But Clay & I tried to get in the proper spirit nonetheless.

    Some people, you send flowers, others you curse a lot. xoxo

    Sonia Simone on May 7th, 2008
  7. Lucky you only had the video, Naomi. They got me with SKYWRITING.

  8. Auughhhh, that’s sooooo sweet…..kind of gets ya right in the heart huh? :))
    Warm fuzzies all round today….

    Janice C. Cartier on May 7th, 2008
  9. Oh. Mah. Gawd. I have officially found my new tribe. And Naomi? You are the epicenter…the beautiful twisted mf’n H*E*A*R*T!

    Sally J. on May 7th, 2008
  10. Sonia: volume schmolume. It was the heart that mattered, and that is what shines through from all of you. :)

    AmyL on May 7th, 2008
  11. After this moment, I knew that Clay and Sonia and I would all blackmail Naomi remain good friends forever.

    Next year, you better be there, is all I’m sayin’.

  12. Well, shit, my delete tags didn’t work. Joke falls flat on face. Great.

  13. Truly a Hallmark/Kodak moment.

    Harrison McLeod on May 7th, 2008
  14. Ah shit! I wasn’t there either… I guess I fall into the Loose category :(

    But I was there last year, so I’m like half-looser :)

    Jon Phillips on May 7th, 2008
  15. LMAO. That’s weak! LMFAO on it though :D

    Selene M. Bowlby on May 7th, 2008
  16. Michael, it’s all in the spirit of Looserpalooza.

    Sonia Simone on May 7th, 2008
  17. What’s funny is that I had NO IDEA you guys were gonna unleash the f-bombs like that. I loved every second of it, but I was like, “Holy shit there’s no way I can put this on my blog.”

    So I didn’t. ;-)

  18. ROFLMAO!

    (Coming from someone obviously cool enough to show up at SOBCon)

    Wendy Piersall on May 12th, 2008

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