What Do The Beautiful People Do?

The ever-ambitious and general linkbait king of the world Mark of My Tropical Escape (my nomination for best blog name ever) did some interviews. He asked:

How do top bloggers and online marketers divide their time between social media, search engine optimization, and interacting with readers to ensure continued growth of their sites…?

By top bloggers and online marketers, he meant the likes of Mr. Chatty Pants Seth Godin, the none-too-pleased-at-the-moment Darren Rowse, the just plain ass-kicking Skellie and, um, ME! You’ll notice that I’m placed immediately beside my blog crush. In agreeing to take part in these shenanigans, I insisted on this much at least. I stomped my feet and and cried and threatened to hold my breath until I turned blue. At one point, I think I threatened to call my agent. It wasn’t pretty. (OK. Totally not true. Makes a much better story than “these were listed in the order they were received”, though, doesn’t it?)

Whatever. I’m not funny. I get it. Just go read it.

P.S. While we’re giving out awards, bloggernoob wins the coveted Truth In Advertising award, as well as a nomination for Most Awesomely Disturbing Picture.

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  1. yeah!! i won…what did i win? disturbing picture award. i can live with that. i won right?!?! this award goes out to all the creepy babies of the world. don’t lose hope guys. you’ll grow up to be beautiful, mark my worlds. george clooney was an ugly baby. so was brad pitt. julia roberts was hideous when she was in diapers.

    bloggernoob on January 9th, 2008

  2. Congrats on being so beautiful … oh, wait, we know that already ;).

    margie on January 9th, 2008

  3. Naomi - YOU WIN!

    I am putting in my pre-order for a case of the Naomi Dunford action figures NOW :)

    Then I am going to resell them on the streets of the Caribbean for triple the price…

    Mark on January 9th, 2008

  4. @ bloggernoob - You totally win. I’m sure you were hideous as a child. All the awesome people were.

    @ Margie - Thank you. I love you, but not in a creepy way.

    @ Mark - I wish you all the success in the world, but I doubt you’ll have much luck. This is because I will also be on the streets of the Caribbean, doing the same thing. Why get an action figure if you can’t gouge tourists with it?

    Naomi Dunford on January 9th, 2008

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