Now raise your hand if you’ve ever cringed at karaoke.
Finally, raise your hand if you’ve ever wanted to charge the stage and physically shake the performer, screaming, “For the love of God, it doesn’t have to be this ****ing painful!”
(Perhaps the last one is just me.)
I was recently at karaoke with someone who has never been before. I was doing my best impression of Tiger Woods’ father – drunkenly running my mouth off with instructions, best practices, and dire warnings.
For some reason, instead of rolling his eyes and storming off, he said, “You know, those sound like good webinar tips.”
Indeed they do.
Therefore, I give you The 7 Drunken, Dire Warnings…