Free Marketing Courses
Well hello there. Didn’t you come at a good time? Clever person.
We are delighted to announce the much talked about (and, frankly, much procrastinated) FREE MARKETING COURSES!! (I’m a little excited. Can you tell? All of my normal jaded cynicism is disintegrating as I type.)
So, right. Yes. Free marketing courses. Back on topic. We have a five part email course custom made for YOU, in YOUR industry. Whatever your crazy thing is, we have a crazy marketing course for you.
The Not So Fine Print
The courses are free and they will always be free. We are not going to spam you or sell your email address to the tinkers.
When you sign up for one of these courses, you will get 5 good length lessons, one every two days. They will come straight into your inbox. You don’t have to do a thing.
You can sign up for as many as you want, but you probably shouldn’t. All of the courses have the same CONCEPTS, but different languages and ways to use those concepts in your specific biz. A benefit is a benefit, a USP is a USP. We have just put the information in your language and in a way that is relevant to you and your business.
That means if you sign up for all six, you get the same information in six different languages. Also, you get a hell of a lot of email.
But wait! This is important!
Email rules have changed lately. (Blame Viagra.) Some email clients (including Outlook) have made it so that any email that goes to more than 10 people is considered spam. Since there are more than 10 of you, it is REALLY IMPORTANT that you make sure we don’t get lost in your spam filter.
Spam filter = no cool stuff for you.
No cool stuff for you = no fame and fortune for me.
So PLEASE make sure you whitelist us as cool people so you don’t lose the stuff. Or just go get us out of the spam folder. Whatever.
OK. Enough talking. Have your free stuff.
Marketing for Touchy Feely Airy Fairy Woo Woo Service Providers
I am guessing that you would like to close your office door, put on some soothing music, and softly hum until the clients come to you. Then they’ll tell their friends about you and their friends will send you some money as well, and you will never actually have to utter what you do for a living out loud. Am I right? Have I got it so far?
Marketing for Bloggers: How To Get More Asses in the Seats
You’re reading the blogs. You know the ones. The ones that tell you how you can make six figure Adsense checks? And how to recommend a few products and you can make a few grand a month in affiliate payments? But the part they didn’t get around to mentioning was how to get the people to your blog in the first place. Yeah. We hate that.
Marketing for Coaches and Consultants
Do you remember when you first got into the business of helping people, and you heard about the other guys in your industry making an hourly wage that would pay off your mortgage? And you look back at it and give a little rueful chuckle and think, “I’ll settle for half of that if I can just get some damn clients!” Mmm hmm. Yeah, you’re not the only one.
Marketing for Designers and Other Artsy Fartsy Types
Maybe you went to art school or design school. Maybe you just hang out with people who did. Either way, you’ll know how weird it gets when money comes up. Somewhere along the line, you were quietly promised a life of loft apartments and filterless cigarettes and never having to think about, God help us, SELLING this stuff. Eew.
Marketing for Writers and Wordsmiths
When you were younger, you imagined what writing would be like. Maybe you imagined ink stained fingers, maybe the whirr and click of an IBM Selectric. Maybe — holy banoli! — the orange glow of a 486. You knew it wouldn’t be an easy ride. You knew it would be tough. You just didn’t know it would be THIS tough.
Marketing for Geeks and Techie Types
You like code. And numbers. And things that make sense. You dig databases and back ends and compiling stuff. You do not dig things that seem wildly illogical and emotional and impractical like how to make people feel nice when they’re sending you money. This one’s for people who speak Geek.
